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March 19 2014

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cumberbuddy:

Those damn boots…. this damn shoot…. 

too-cool-for-facebook:

princessmyu:

lalalaisaaclahey:

i can’t quote poetry 

but i can quote moriarty 

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is that a quote or an example?

yes

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bringmeknitting:

moriartys-tea:

that’s it that’s the show

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atrafeathers:

bishoujo-world-order:

moochiethinks:

agnesandcecilia:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners.  if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast.  usa usa

This is totally ridiculous.

The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.

This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.

needs orange juice and pancakes

needs more bacon

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clannyphantom:

MY MOM BROKE A KNIFE WHILE COOKING AND SHE SENT ME THIS PHOTO AND I H A D A PAnIC ATACK

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betterbemeta:

This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness

Like OK I appreciate that it tries to prepare you for whats inside by a cute picture on the box. Fresh green mint leaves, and some candy cane sticks to get you in that shitty assfaced Christmas mood. Look it’s even tied with a repugnant little red bow. fuck this tea.

So if you open the box and immediately steep a cup prepare to get one of those cute lil candy canes up your FUCKING NOSE and in your FUCKING EYES because this shit doesn’t know personal space in the same way a demon from hell doesn’t know a loving God.

I hope you like drinking your throat lozenges because here’s a blistering stream an actual menthol golem would piss down your fucking throat while you gag on its candy-striped wiener. 

So you lock this shit in a box for 3 months while you recover from the worst toothpaste-flavored blowjob of your life and maybe get yourself together again. You recover. You move on. Things are looking pretty up and you think back, well maybe that godforsaken tea didn’t really taste like a peppermint Siberia. So you make a cup like the foolish piece of shit you are

and you’re right, but so wrong about the character and nature of your mistake you might as well star in Greek tragedy. You pathetic bag of bollocks.

because in the months its been locked in a top-shelf tomb the life and vehement mint-based hatred for the physical world has withered and desiccated out of its soulless teabag husks.

Now what you have got in your fucking unfortunate mug is a hot steaming cup of fuck you that tastes like the inside of the birch tree on the fucking box, or maybe Santa’s tears mixed with mummy dust, or midwinter leaf litter a vaguely minty dog only rolled in once.

The aftertaste stinks of wax. Why wax? Because it wants to remind you that you’re the kid who ate birthday candles in first grade, that’s why. And every single other bad decision you now regret.

fuck this tea. fuck it, it tastes like a hollow  mannequin of a tea, hot leaf swill unfit to fertilize even fake fucking flowers.Maybe you could tan leather in it. I don’t fucking know but get it away from me and the human race. Fucking shoot it at the moon where it belongs with all of the other celestial fucking seasonings. fuck

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native-pride95:

helena-hendrix:

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

that first one 

Bitch got moon rocks he said

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ofbadmornings:

MEANWHILE KILI

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silvermoon424:

m0317k5:

kennbrix:

The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.

I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I’ve ever seen. 

I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn’t true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves. 

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

thatderp:

fortheloveofhulk:

the-silence-wears-westwood:

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like

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ilikeyouandvodka:

shouldnt:

ilikeyouandvodka:

shouldnt:

If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’peal

If Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal

If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’steal

If Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel
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anotherscreamingfangirl:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

IF HE TELLS YOU NOT TO WEAR CLOTHES WITH ZIPPERS AGAIN UNZIP THAT FUCKERS PANTS AND SHOVE HIS DICK IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER

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demigodsstolethetardis:

marvelous-gallifrey:

2late2begin:

It’s the greatest night of that pizza delivery mans life

Just in case people don’t know - that’s Andy. Ellen always dresses him up in ridiculous costumes and gets him to do ridiculous things on her show all the time. Although Andy was probably still super excited. 

ACTUALLY THAT’S NOT ANDY, I read an article about the planning for the oscars. And it included how ellen warned a few stars about how she’d go into the audience and talk to them (though they had no clue what would happen exactly). And It also mentioned that she talked to the people in charge of the oscars and she told them that she wanted to have pizza delivered and they wanted to put a security guard in the uniform but she refused saying it had to be a actually delivery guy. And they told her he’d have to go through a background check and she said “Fine, but he can’t have a clue what’s going on, I want him to have no idea that he’s delivering to the academy awards.”
TL;DR
That’s an actually pizza delivery boy

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randomfatechidna:

NO ELLEN ITS NOT OKAY

March 18 2014

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

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